Last night I read the back of an insence packet.  It said "For fragrance use only"  and I thought, what else would i be using it for?

Answers on a postcard????

Secondly....

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Erm...only one step away from Terminator???

What is it with stuff these days?!

"The guys moved in as I stroked my fluffy blonde smoo in front of them"

"Stefan leaned in and tickled my crinkled star with the tip of his tongue"

"I sucked in air as he plunged his digits into me"

"His prick stretched open my taut bunghole and the whole lot surged inside me with irresistible force"

"Lapping away at my wrinkled entrance"

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Cameron thinks this cartoon character looks like one of my ex's.
Not saying who.
Votes please?


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So my weekend was pretty good! I didn't get paid on Friday which I wasn't too chuffed about but luckily I still had some money left....so I went to the pub with K and Bruno for a few, ended up in McDonalds where this drunk Merican chick fell and loads of neds stood about going "oh ho ho ya daftey" and the likes.

Sat I met Steve to go see ( Read more... )

I got a valentines card from "anonymous ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can ( Read more... )

I lost the bet

There is *no* toastie machine at work

From sex with Glowsticks to "industrial engine on it or somthing with an accelerator pedal and stuff" on vibes....

I can see that link...

*cough*

Sex with Glowsticks would be pretty fun, but you'd have to invest in a UV lamp for your bedroom....

Lets think about that one later shall we.....

We ate bricks for dinner

Bricks?!  We were so poor we had to eat dust!  We ate our dust off of plates!

Plates?!  You could afford plates?!  We were so poor we had to imagine plates!

You could afford to imagine plates?!

ahem....